Remember when there were things other than Puppet Master to look forward to, like Demonic Toys or Subspecies? The only thing worth staying to watch is Killjoy Psycho Circus, which apparently is mentioned to be a part of this franchise's universe.
The film barely clocks in at 70 minutes, including opening and closing credits. This film franchise has reverted to Monty Python self-aware type of humor, clearly not caring about continuity, what makes sense, or whether if they're being racist or sexist. A big chunk of the film is promoting crap from BadAssDolls.com or promoting Ooga Booga and Zombies vs. Strippers with Hambo. This movie is just a big advertisement vehicle for other Full Moon toy related products while barely trying to make a halfway decent, entertaining movie.
Do not buy this movie. If anything rent it on Amazon Instant for a very cheap price, or find a way to watch it for free if it's a must see for you. Also, Evil Bong 666 is supposedly coming soon, and yet I am still waiting for Evil Bong vs. The Killa Crack Pipe.
Plot summary
With Larnell, Sarah Leigh, Rabbit, Velicity and a lobotomized Gingerdead Man trapped in her dastardly web of weed, the Bong World, for good, EeBee the Evil Bong once more sets about her plan for world domination.
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July 09, 2022 at 04:17 PM
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THIS close to quitting Full Moon
This isn't as good as some of the previous pictures in this series but is worth watching if you enjoyed the previous films
Evil Bong 5 (2016) is available for free on Tubi and takes place in Bong World where Rabbit and Larnell and some lady friends are trapped. They will channel some old friends to help them create a portal back to Earth. Evil Bong 5 is directed by Charles Band (Puppet Master) and stars Mindy Robinson (Antidote), Sonny Carl Davis (Fast Time at Ridgemont High), John Patrick Jordan (Mad Men), Robin Sydney (The Gingerbread Man) and Amy Paffrath (The Thinning). The special effects and CGI are fun in this and there are some good one liners. This isn't as good as some of the previous pictures in this series but is worth watching if you enjoyed the previous films. I do like the addition of The Gingerbread Man into the storyline. Overall, I'd give this a 3.5/10.
Evil Bong High 5: How is this still going?
The 5th movie in the Evil Bong franchise, 6th if you include Evil Bong vs Gingerdead Man. Credit where credit is due, it's astonishing that it's lasted as long as it has.
Stuck in the "Bong world" our heroes are given a chance to escape Eebee forever. They must return to the real world and using their weed shop accumulate 1 million dollars in 30 days!
Along the way we see more of the Gingerdead Man and a couple of other Full Moon alumni. Ontop of that practically every character from the last few movies has at least a cameo appearance.
This impresses me further, the fact they still have most of the original cast and from movie to movie feature the same ensemble of oddball characters.
Make no mistake none of the Evil Bong films are exactly good but you can do worse and this believe it or not is one of the better ones.
The Good:
Consistent cast
The celebrity references are quite funny
The Bad:
Mindy Robinson
Still really damn dumb
Things I Learnt From This Movie:
Weed stores make a million per month
I need someone to teach me how to nothinghead
I want a badass dolls collection